Just a Pinch of Scarsm

World’s biggest

clementwong — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 23:23:30 +0000

The world’s biggest is lightly treated in this phenomenal project. the local press was there not because they wanted to know about the construction but it is about one VIP coming for a visit and they wanted photographical evidence. None realized or even bother to ask about this mindblowing project. Of course if national geographic were to interview it would be called mega structure. Where else you can find construction of 55acres of landfill at once? And this is world’s first that in the middle of construction the garbage is going to stink up the place. It is also world’s first that the earth contractor who sub it to another company to finish the job just walked away from the job when they can just blindly have the lion’s share just like thay because they could not come out with rocks sample. Its rocks….the thing you can find everywhere. The guy that represents the face of the company doesn’t know shit. I have to read all the 600 pages of tender document again. Seriously, I really want to get into national geographic.
The technicality is simple EPA standard landfill but eurocode will not ever even consider this design. I have to stay at least two years and the ass kissing is phenomenal. I don’t do good with that so I will only stick with the technical.

What went thru my mime?

clementwong — Sat, 29 May 2010 14:30:03 +0000

When I started to write last time, my mind is fueled with the very interesting idea, I think it was also the anti-kryptonite thing, it is interesting that having a cursh on someone might stimulate certain something in your brain, and I am a politico neutral person, I expect the ones in power to be a winner, charismatic and great with the ladies, yes, I expect them to be able to fuck around, hey, religion convince people to have suicide by not wearing the rubber, so, I think the P guy is choking the chicken when he said that.

Yes, religion, I have given up on that, but not entirely, I will attend the one which will help me get chixes. Well, if you want a well versed catholic theologian, get an atheist, ironically, they are the ones who actually came to be convince that the more they know about the G man, or the J man, they tried to believe, and of course, I have my threshold on that matter, if religion can heal an amputee, I will believe. I do not mean like the cripple like the so called holy book said it to be, I expect legs, hands gone, and if you believe that they raised dead people, try doing that with a beheaded person. Well, to be fair, wouldn’t that be entertaining? Of course the assholes made the thing more interesting, thus the phrase stupid assholes.

There is no logic in the god conversation, thus i should make a ridiculous demands because “they started it first”

Graduated

clementwong — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:14:48 +0000

Of all the conundrum surrounding the fact that I, even a simple minded person, who is lazy to turn a leaf of my notes entire four years of what people called tertiary education, I finally became a graduate. Some said it is the happiest day in one’s life, some said its an achievement, some said every flowery thing they can say that could be found in the English Dictionary, and yet, I graduated. It is not something to be proud of if it can be done by taking a simple pencil to the exam hall and out with blank paper. Should we be proud of that?

Yes, I have learnt a thing or two from them, and its irrelevant now because it simply is irrelevant. Out of all the so called credit hours, as said by my ethics man, you can know him by becoming PM’s aide lately, he said, engineers are not ethical. They do what the boss said, and that is all the ethics you can get.That is all I get from four years. Plus tons of friends, and few heartbreaks, but somehow I manage, and it was not pleasant all in all.

I learn that you don’t have to be a genius to be an engineer, well, you need a few common sense and that is enough. You learn that every single person have limitation, family and their problem. Stupidity spice things up a little from time to time, but like living and all that is really important, should I be proud? Its like breathing, or shitting, or ogling at pretty girls, its what I am ought to do, why am I proud, is there any reason to be?

Plus it is a life long process, so, it does not stop there, so, what is the celebrating all about?

Remember the Day We…

clementwong — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 23:29:43 +0000

This post was suppose to be up for Merdeka,, or in another word, Independence day for me and my country. Everyone was told to feel certain way about we ‘survive’ this 52 years . That’s what I heard in the radio. Yes, those words of wisdom, an ideology we believe, but then again, what will be the alternative? What does that mean anyway? What survive? Seriously, do they mean that if some idiot decided to bomb here, it will never survive? Damn stupid impression.

Those who believe those are stupid and might as well that these people who will be angry at me because they believe with their heart whole heatedly. The concept one Malaysia, and salam one Malaysia is so cheesy and weird…. What is the purpose?

Now, I am here to discuss the disgusting fact. The fact about out national costume. Oh yea, seriously, who on earth thought of this? How did they choose this?

Lets be realistic, no one wears that in daily basis, then who come out with that? Cheongsam for chinese, and Baju Melayu for that people. I never had that kind of clothe. If we choose what people wear daily, shoouldn’t the Malays have the uncles with t-shirt and a sarong wrapped around? The natives would wear sarong wrapped around their tits and for the rest of us, don’t you think it is time for t-shirt to be our national costume?For older generation who used to love short pants with blue color shorts.

I think we should rethink about that.

Life’s Tough Decision

clementwong — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 12:56:47 +0000

Every fresh graduate knows that it comes to a point in life that the next step is work. That means it is a funeral for most of the things they did. We manage to see many horror stories about how potential employers is like the Catholic Church where they expect their employee to be crisp clean, and preferable no criminal record, and doesn’t smoke and doesn’t do drugs and surely doesn’t love to see naked pictures of the opposite sex. Who cold blame them, if I was them, I would like employees like this too. However, life as we know is never too simple. We could never get what we want. Beware too, when we get exactly what we want, and when we have it, that doesn’t feel too right. Then again, then it is too perfect and made everyone seems short. There are no challenge too hard nor challenge that is out of reach.I am unfortunately, not the perfect candidate for such position.

Well, job search is one of the most dwelling process of all. Everyone is looking for them, and the government began to mass produce graduate. Well, the competition is tight and this gives power back to employer. Half century ago, if you are graduate, jobs are available everywhere, now employee have choice, then, when he hires a bad employee, its the candidate’s fault, well, because there is too little to choose from, now, its the employee’s fault, because he have the choice to choose between the good and the bad. If he get the bad one, its basically his fault. This is the word of some vaguely important person, even if i tell you now, you’ll forget all about it tomorrow.. What is the point?

Climbing the ladder is one of the worst thing you have to do. Ang mo kau is so generous in promoting those whom they think that can do the job well, however, Malaysian we depend on senority. Job experience as we call it. Not necessarily good nor bad. The survey made recently that people in their 30s and below are the fastest to rise in this imaginary idea of a ladder, however, from what I heard, and I hear a lot of things, that, sometimes this is wise, and most of the time, it is not.

I hope I get a job very soon. I am well rested and ready to rumble.

The Bad of Advertising

clementwong — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 14:42:41 +0000

Here I goes again, thinking about something quite normal and spice it up a little. Ever wonder why sometimes awareness ads is so not attractive to its viewer? Take for example breast cancer. This two word combination, one people love another people fear. Those awareness only focus on the things that people fear, and of course fear sells. However, sex sells more, a lot more.

The universally accepted symbol for that is a simple pick ribbon which is twisted in the shape of greek alphabetical gamma, except it is upside down. I do not know if the orientation means anything but it seems most of the symbols and tutorials I’ve seen is almost identical. They are pinned on the collar the same way and a lot of it doesn’t mean anything. The entire month of October is even dedicated to this cause. You will see blogs being changed to pink well, because everyone is doing it. So it is logical everyone should. If you don’t you’ll face half of the population with disgust and horrific comments.

http://inventorspot.com/

Well, most of them didn’t do a thing else but to change the color. The movement is to make people be aware of that and do checkup(reads squeeze boobs). Some of the money will go to the research on the disease, they want to find a cure for it. Although the disease is still cancer, they only research it on breast. Not a biological student though, so, not sure if its the same if it grows in breast, brain, skin and etc. If there’s such thing as cure, will it cure other types of cancer?

Now, back to the advertising, what does pink ribbon have to do with squeezing and rubbing those wonderful melons? If you were to get the fund on breast cancer, and get men to give give give, well, organize a charity event, with drinks and excellent cratering, and high entrance fee, and inside that event, additional charity fund is asked. Here’s an interesting, cast 50 models to mingle – topless. Well, the men will definitely get an approval to go there, because it is for a wonderful cause. Furthermore, this will have two function. Of course, the ladies who would be hesitant at first, but who would not like to have that firm and appealing breast? This would serve as a reminder that, the cancer would ruin it if it is not maintained completely.

Instead of using ribbon to remind them about this cause, why not change it to a pair hands grabbing a pair of boobies. Which one would reach more audience?

Principles of My Country?

clementwong — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 15:30:27 +0000

What does it mean to be a citizen of a country? There is a lot of two cents that is contributed into this and I guess it became hundreds of dollars already by now. It is not certain about the situation you are, it is an accident of freak that you became whatever you’ve became because of geographical accident and, what does that mean? Nothing.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/cattycamehome/

Now, if not the inaguration of JFK, I guess politicians everywhere does not know what the hell citizen is suppose to do. Now, after that, everyone have the responsiblity towards their country, and some of them give their service for the betterment of the country, and some just become the problem.Of course, of all the full speach, only that one single line goes way into history. The rest is just jibberish.

Now, we citizen have the equal right for everythin, this includes the right to complain.

Now, here’s an interesting thing about my country. I do not need to mention where that is, but anyone with a little brain can guess where it is. I will give tons of hints on where it is. Just the mere mention of it might landed this to search engine.

We have everything nationalistic. Since there is a dispute once ago, where there is almost interesting bloodbath between races, We tend to adopt five principles that we should live out life on. These five as we know it has been chanted again and again, some sort of brainwashing of the kids.

The problem with these five is that they said the upmost importance to the least.Here are the five:

God
Constitution
King
Law
Courtesy (meaning might be lost in translation)

The irony is this, when it comes to religion, we pride ourself that this country is secular, with its secular law and secular society. There is only one problem, if that is so, why number one is that? Every official ceremony there is a need for prayer, and let’s face it, why the hell it is there? I do not want to see some person who believe that one of their prophet does not die and flew on a white horse to the bosom of the invisible man. Some more ‘radical’ believer even believe that we should follow what their messenger passed down and follow an age old rule. That is interesting, considering the rule is based on an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.

What about those who lose their faith? Those who believe that there is something greater force is out there controlling stuffs. Okay, now, for most person who have some sort of inteligence might think, this is a hoax, of course, me included. Now, how do you said you are a secular country and yet lead by some person who was delusional of some power? Oh yes, if that is the first one, different invisible man will always cause conflict. So why put it first?

The next one is the constitution. The highest form of law. It is there because it is not to be coincided with other law, but somehow, it was stolen from India because they was freed first, changed a couple of hundred of times though. Freedom of speech was once in this piece of document, and after so long, it was modified again and again for reasons so obvious.Now it is reduced to… limited freedom. So typical of them

The King was powerless and more of liability now. Of course, somehow he can commit crime, but he will be safe enough. Now some even propose stripping his power entirely.

The law, one of the most interesting thing on earth. So much loophole, and the practising lawyers is also a joke somehow. I wouldn’t comment much on that though.

The last one is purely decorative. It is out there because five is a beautiful number. Plus, the flower has already been picked. They ran out of basic decency to put in there.

Oh ya, do you know, the flower, hibiscus rosa sinensis, the common name on earth is Chinese hibiscus, I don’t know if they choose this as a sick joke or something, only local chinese will have that laugh.

Earth Hour?

clementwong — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 13:21:59 +0000

Earth Hour, I bet a lot of misdemeanor people have heard what is said, or even done what is required. However, not much people do really know why we did so. Some university student, mind you, I choose my words quite properly to indicate those involved in the thing. They believed that by switching off your light, they will cause the … i quote “big bad power company” to shut down and makes the world a better place. I believe I took one advice from a very nice comedian on saying this, ‘if you’ve got noting better to say, shut up’ So shutting up I did.However, since this issue have passed for quite sometimes, I guess I can say it out loud, that this initiative have been started by the Australian, oh yes, the crooks and their kids from way up north called great britian.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/curiouskiwi/

They said, well, this is a good idea, see who support out initiative, shut their lights off. Oh ya, I forgot to mention, this initiative has been all about a vote. Or is it something that superseded the Kyoto Protocol. Oh yes, that Kyoto Protocol, that in Kyoto, a bunch of people signed a memorandum that they need to follow some rules on what to cut when it comes to green house gasses. Mind you, an article written about few years back have scientific evidence that the earth would freeze all over if these gasses would increase in volume. Of course, then there is no movie from that person who called himself “I used to be called, the next president of the united states”

Of course, the idea about the world would freezes over was published in an interesting magazine called the times, which were an ideal book for toilet though. The idea that planet is getting warmer won by popularity because of marketing. Of course that movie too. See its all about marketing. Of course there’s an interesting thing called scientific research that could prove it, and most of the times, these research are bias. Of course, last time flouride is dangerous, and because of a research that is focused on dental aspect, it is flowed into the water. It still is a poison. Doesn’t change the fact much.

Oh ya, the idea that earth is getting warmer is published so vastly that all civil engineer have to be participant to read them through. We hit the popular topic nonetheless. Not the other one where cold is popular. I did an argument in my term paper on environmental front saying that the earth is getting warmer every year, if not, how do we get out of the ice age? With warming, we survive, although, humans, like cockroaches, would survive under the worst of conditions. So, why worry about something that is good once?

Oh ya, this initiative is all about a vote for the next convention where we need to have an updated version of Kyoto Protocol, and each country that switched off their lights means that they have participated. However, think about it. If the scientist and engineers that had done their tests about this during the agreement of the Kyoto Protocol has done a good enough work, wouldn’t earth be better now?

If not, shouldn’t we conclude that we do not know what the *bleep* to solve this problem? Then again, why is this a problem in the first place? If ice melts from the poles, shouldn’t we do something like moving away? What the *bleep* you want to do when you know that you’ll drown indefinitely?

Earth will be just fine. It is the normal instinct that we will not be and we tried to be. Some said it will be the second coming of Christ, some said its the first, some said the aliens will come down and reseage up from something something. I forgot their creed, seriously. Oh ya, some said the horse will take them in a flying horse to be in the bosom of another spaceman. Oh ya, the spaceman term is taken from Bill Maher.

In a thousand words or more

clementwong — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 07:38:59 +0000

A picture that tells a thousand words, but I only look for one by one, especially summarized the whole picture into one big one. So, I took my initiative to find it in flickr. Wouldn’t be suprising since it is the biggest picture database on earth. I searched “Happy”

Okay, I have to filter out all the should be happy, like happy birthday or annivessary, not that i am saying that it is not happy, just that, people assume that it should be happy. Gosh, people wish happy to every holidays in the list, happy x’mas, easster, etc. This is going to be hard.

credit to http://www.flickr.com/photos/barca-q8/

This person reflect the feeling by using that, obviously that it signify the love of another towards her. Or seemingly seeing that someone after so long or at the end of the day. Sometimes that is happy. I still have that every time I see those ladies whom I am proud to call my friend, all platonic though, although I do not want it to be for some of them. I am still glad for those whom I wished to mentioned here, but I won’t.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/paolobr/

I guess the sight of a vacation is somehow happy to someone. I need a vacation soon. Now, I could find other which is compelling but what are happy to someone? I am curious, why am I not happy? All I wish for is happiness like this.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/neloqua/

This is too much for someone with a weak enough heart, so, I choose another one that shows another happy

http://www.flickr.com/photos/marfis75/

Now, this is happy for someone, in a bath tub with the dick duck and nice music.

Civil Engineering Dinner

clementwong — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 13:02:17 +0000

The Civil Engineers

Was having dinner last night having the most pleasant time with the civil engineers and there is a lot of beautiful people there. I just love it. There are beautiful people there, and the theme is real interesting especially the dean of engineering is wearing just a normal T and a leather jacket, and I’m wearing red… again. Earth Hour My arse.! Remind me about the post on earth hour if you are reading, I’m too busy to write, oops, I’m just too lazy to write